FYI – my girlfriend is an artist.
GF: I’m going to make a painting of you.
Me: OK, make my boobs a little bigger?
GF: I wanna paint you with a halo, and use my pee to paint the yellow around your head. Would that offend you?
Me: I’m more likely to be offended by the halo than by the pee, but I’m fine with it.
It’s nice, after a few years, to still rate a halo.