FYI – my girlfriend is an artist.

GF: I’m going to make a painting of you.

Me: OK, make my boobs a little bigger?

GF: I wanna paint you with a halo, and use my pee to paint the yellow around your head. Would that offend you?

Me: I’m more likely to be offended by the halo than by the pee, but I’m fine with it.

It’s nice, after a few years, to still rate a halo.